The time has come ...
Here's a move we can all do:
THE BERNIE
I think the bernie can be done almost anywhere and be totally appropriate. At work, at the grocery store, in the car, at a football game (obvi), or walking down the aisle at your wedding. Seriously, you will never fail to gain respect with this move. This kid is just proving that point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcuLSw5aS-8&feature=related.
And when people flock to you because you look SO GOOD you can just push them away like Ray Rice because YOU DO LOOK THAT GOOD .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ORn5zft1_o
The Beats!
Welp! Fall is definitely here. The leaves have turned, the clouds and rain are back for the next 9 months, and I'm sick. And this is how the season of Becky turning into a weak sauce, stuffy nosed, dude-sounding girl begins. On the bright side, it means cider, pumpkin pie, and fuzzy blankets, which are some of my favorite things. Anyway, after waking up this morning barely able to breath I'm going with a fairly mellow playlist. If you're feeling a little melancholy, maybe it's not the best choice. But then if you can manage to exaggerate that melancholy you can turn the music up even louder and sway back and forth, arms in the air, singing way too loud with a distraught look on your face and I guarantee you'll feel better by the end. Yeah, I know the bernie doesn't fit with this music, so make it fit. These are some of my favorite mellow tunes. The ones where I do just that (the swaying, crying, belting out, ok - maybe not the crying ...). But most of them have great memories behind them. Singing loud on a car trip across Montana to see one of my best friends get married, or in the hallway with my roommate with hairbrushes and blow-dryers as mics. Oh and I used to think I had an obsession of tragic sounds about outer space (Rocket Man by Elton John, Space Oddity by David Bowie, Lost in Space by Aimee Mann ... ) but I've spared you by NOT making that the theme of this playlist.
The Treats!
A blackberry galette from a cookbook called "How to Be a Domestic Goddess"?! YESSSS. Cause that's how classy we are. In pajamas. In the kitchen. BUT, with an awesome apron on. Doing the bernie. While baking. BOOOM, you have the best Saturday of your life. And I'm just gonna be revolutionary and say you can find a way to fit "the bernie" into a slow, sad playlist. Or go back to a more lively one so that you can at least try it once. This galette turned out pretty good, although it was one of those recipes where you're just not confident until its in your mouth (I know I'm going to hear back about part of that statement. Shhhhh.). Maybe it's because Nigella's British, or maybe it's because I eat too much, but the picture in her cookbook looked a little deceiving as it looked pizza sized and said it served six. It's more like personal pizza sized and if you have self control it'll serve four. So if you're making it for company double the recipe and make two, or one big one. Oh, and really, you DO need the kickass apron ... http://treatsandbeats.blogspot.com/p/few-favorites.html .
Blackberry Galette
From How to Be a Domestic Goddess
(Nigella say's it serves 6, but I'd say 4 ...)
(Nigella say's it serves 6, but I'd say 4 ...)
What you'll need ...
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
2 Tablespoons fine cornmeal
1 scant Tablespoon sugar
1/4 teaspoon salt
scant 1/4 cup cold butter
1 Tablespoon vegetable shortening
1-3 Tablespoons ice water (enough to bind)
Filling:
1/2 pint blackberries
approx. 3 Tablespoons sugar
3 heaping Tablespoons creme fraiche
Cooking spray
1 egg, lightly beaten
1 Tablespoon sugar
In a food processor (or with a potato masher in a bowl like I did), mix the dry ingredients, then add the butter and shortening diced into small pieces. Mix briefly until it resembles coarse bread crumbs, then add enough ice water to form a dough, mixing gently. Form it into a disc, wrap in plastic wrap and put in the refrigerator to rest for about 30 minutes (or overnight like I did - I made this on a warm day and had trouble with the dough being too sticky).
Preheat the over to 375 degrees. Roll the pastry out into a rough circle, transfer to a greased baking sheet, and scatter blackberries on top, leaving 3" margin around the edge. Sprinkle with 1-2 Tablespoons of sugar, to taste.
Dollop with creme fraiche. Sprinkle a further Tablespoon of sugar over, dampen the edges with water, then wrap them over themselves to form a knobbly, ramshackle rim ... this is why I love Nigella - a "knobby, ramshackle rim? Ok, no problem".
Put in the oven for about 20 minutes or until the pastry is cooked through.
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